Apparently someone has calculated that the Rapture is going to happen tomorrow and about 200 million people will ascend to heaven. Something about earthquakes at 6pm local time and the world ending in October. The fact that this same guy previously thought the Rapture would happen in 1994 - but insists now that he's right and he was mistaken - doesn't fill me with confidence, even if I believed that a Rapture might actually happen. Which I don't.
Someone Ian knows thought it would be hilarious to buy hundreds of inflatable dolls, fill them full of helium, and set them free. I agree: that would be hilarious, unless the Rapture actually happens, in which case that guy (and me) will be left behind.
I very much doubt that if a Rapture actually does happen that it'll happen on anyone's schedule.... and I really don't think it'll happen tomorrow. I guess we'll see, won't we?